$JEWS — Moishe & the Queens

The only coin where the roadmap is half parody, half destiny. Pump? Dump? No… we only Moishe.

Join the Movement

Buy JEWS Now

Stage 1 Presale is live — cheapest entry you’ll ever get. Don’t wait until ICO when Queens raise the price.

⚠️ Tokens are sent back to the same wallet you pay from. Do NOT send from centralized exchanges (Binance, Coinbase, etc). Use MetaMask, TrustWallet, or similar.

Purchase Form

Current Presale Price: 1 JEWS = $1

ICO Price will be 1 JEWS = $5 🚀

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Disclaimer: Talmud vibes guarantee, not profits.

Live Sale Status

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0.1% of Stage 0.1 allocation sold

How to Buy

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  3. Send crypto from your wallet (not an exchange).
  4. Receive JEWS tokens within minutes.
About

What is JEWS?

Born from a 3am Discord voice chat, too much Red Bull, and Moishe yelling “wen Queens?”, this token is equal parts meme and movement.

Smart contract audited by “our cousin who once coded a Minecraft plugin.”

Utility

Why Own This?

  • Vote in the secret Queen Council (serious business).
  • Exclusive access to meme packs that may or may not be JPEGs of pizza.
  • Use “wen Lambo” unironically in Telegram chats.
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Sale Details

Price: $1.00. Chain: BSC.
Pay in BNB/BUSD.
Receive Queens’ blessing instantly.

Distribution

BucketShare
Public ICO50% (wen moon)
Team20% (mostly pizza money)
Community15% (meme contests & chaos)
Marketing10% (bribing Twitter influencers)
Queens’ Spa Fund5% (non-negotiable)

Use of Funds

Dev40% (code + vibes)
Marketing25% (memes, TikToks, chaos)
Liquidity20% (protect against paper hands)
Ops/Legal10% (pls don’t sue us)
Charity5% (to fund local bagholders)

Phase I — Conception

Meme inception (Reddit thread)
Contract deploy, pray to Vitalik
First Queen meme airdrop

Phase II — ICO

Public sale chaos
Moishe live AMA (yelling included)
Airdrop NFTs of pixelated Queens

Phase III — Growth

Listings (DEX → maybe CEX)
Netflix doc pitch “Keeping Up with the Queens”
Global domination (or trending on DexScreener)

FAQ

Wen moon?
Already there, Queens confirmed it.
Is this a rug?
Only if rugs now come with anime Queens.
Who is Moishe?
The man, the myth, the bag-holder.
Financial advice?
Bro, this is meme advice.

Notes

This project is 50% serious, 50% parody, 100% vibes. DYOR and consult your Queen before investing.

© 2025 6 MILLIONAIRES JEWS